John Key accepts kava: ‘Hell yeah’
The traditional Samoan kava ceremony held no fears for Prime Minister John Key on his arrival in the Pacific Island nation today.
Asked if he was going to partake ahead of an official meeting with Samoa’s head of state, Tui Atua Tupua Tamasese Efi, Mr Key responded: “Hell yeah.”
Rumours that he spent the rest of the night running around the palace in a Tongan grass skirt with a flower in his hair telling everyone “I love you, maaaan!” are completely unfounded.
Ms Constantine said
OMG I can just picture it now. Hilarious!
John seems like such a douche.
monkeysuit_idiot said
I guess it’s safe to say John Key the Donkey is making a complete ass of himself!
Selwyn Nogood said
Explains the lazy left side of his mouth.
I always assumed he was chewing gum when he spoke. Maybe he’s just hopped up and numb on Kava? I know I would be if I had to hang out Bill English every other day.
fushnchupsblog said
Hi Selwyn,
You could be onto something there.
Just checked out your site – brilliant.
Selwyn Nogood said
Thanks F&C, I was just recommended your blog today, and it’s O for Awesome too.
Mutual appreciation society aside, we should probably be swapping notes, or something…
Keep up the good work.
:-)