Well, the Fush ‘n’ Chups readers have spoken.
Should Jesse Ryder defect to Australia?
Yes – 40%
No – 29%
I like bandanas, you pruck! – 31%
A few people seem to want Jesse Ryder to stay in NZ, but this is a democracy, and the majority agree with my most excellent suggestion, along with a few weirdos who are into cotton headgear.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Jesse will make the move, but with a big suitcase full of bandanas.

I think I can live with this. I mean, Funky Miller had died blue hair there for a while, which really clashed with the baggy green. And he won the Aussie Test cricketer of the year.
I might even organise a Fush’n'Chups endorsed bandana for the big fella. What more incentive could he ask for?
Welcome aboard Jesse.

