“Pathetically rude” skit in New Zealanders’ sitcom

Well.

I don’t know what to say.

These comments do nothing to help our two countries relate.

I mean, honestly.

Isn’t it about time New Zealand started to take Australia seriously?

I note that these “Conchords” guys are from Wellington, the butt of all weather-related jokes in NZ (apologies to Dunedin).

What are they doing getting their giggles at the expense of poor old Keith-a?

Personally, I’m just outraged.

53 Comments

  1. Clairzilla said

    I wonder if news.com.au will do a story on this particular piece of satire… Or will they get that it’s a piss-take?

  2. Clairzilla said

    I wonder if news.com.au will do a story on this particular piece of satire… Or will they get that it’s a piss-take?

  3. Disco Dan said

    That is a hilarious video! Thanks for posting it, go the ‘Conchords’!!!!

    Whats that on your lip? Oh its crabs

  4. Disco Dan said

    That is a hilarious video! Thanks for posting it, go the ‘Conchords’!!!!

    Whats that on your lip? Oh its crabs

  5. Out2Sea said

    People need to get a sense of humor !! This skit was done with “tongue in cheek” and was funny. To many people run around looking for things to be offended by. Good grief, life is short, people can only make you feel the way you GIVE them permission to to make you feel.

  6. Out2Sea said

    People need to get a sense of humor !! This skit was done with “tongue in cheek” and was funny. To many people run around looking for things to be offended by. Good grief, life is short, people can only make you feel the way you GIVE them permission to to make you feel.

  7. Paul said

    Brilliant, those boys are ace,
    think they’re doing a skit on Tasmania next about it being the at the shit end of Australia, literally the but end of OZ. like that

  8. Paul said

    Brilliant, those boys are ace,
    think they’re doing a skit on Tasmania next about it being the at the shit end of Australia, literally the but end of OZ. like that

  9. Robert said

    Clever clip, clever of you to use it. They are convinced that since she was Australian she ‘may have been subtly mocking’ the New Zealander, but they aren’t sure. Her accent was like an ‘evil version of ours’. Very funny. It’s Sarah Wynter who had been in ’24′ by the way.

  10. Robert said

    Clever clip, clever of you to use it. They are convinced that since she was Australian she ‘may have been subtly mocking’ the New Zealander, but they aren’t sure. Her accent was like an ‘evil version of ours’. Very funny. It’s Sarah Wynter who had been in ’24′ by the way.

  11. William said

    I’m looking forwar to this “skit” making front page news in all Australian newspapers anmd headlining all Australian current affairs TV shows. Yeah and pigs will fly:) I wonder who they were making fun of?

  12. William said

    I’m looking forwar to this “skit” making front page news in all Australian newspapers anmd headlining all Australian current affairs TV shows. Yeah and pigs will fly:) I wonder who they were making fun of?

  13. dude said

    Not sure if you’re genuinely outraged or just pretending to be. This is a hilarious skit and I have to admit I cringed when I heard that guttural manish Aussie accent. It’s very unattractive on a female. I’d run out of there as well!

  14. dude said

    Not sure if you’re genuinely outraged or just pretending to be. This is a hilarious skit and I have to admit I cringed when I heard that guttural manish Aussie accent. It’s very unattractive on a female. I’d run out of there as well!

  15. hahaha said

    bahahahahaahah. way to stick it up the nzherald! to anyone who cant work out if they are genuinely outraged or not, you’re quite obviously (edited: just getting sick of that particular insult being thrown around. Let’s all just grow up and refer to Kiwis as sheep-shaggers and Aussies as roo-rooters and be done with it shall we? – Admin)

  16. hahaha said

    bahahahahaahah. way to stick it up the nzherald! to anyone who cant work out if they are genuinely outraged or not, you’re quite obviously (edited: just getting sick of that particular insult being thrown around. Let’s all just grow up and refer to Kiwis as sheep-shaggers and Aussies as roo-rooters and be done with it shall we? – Admin)

  17. LCC said

    That’s brilliant! I’m a Kiwi living in Oz, and can’t wait for season two of the Conchords to start here – that’s for clip.

  18. LCC said

    That’s brilliant! I’m a Kiwi living in Oz, and can’t wait for season two of the Conchords to start here – that’s for clip.

  19. spanner said

    Check out this one…

    Gets good at 1:28

  20. spanner said

    Check out this one…

    Gets good at 1:28

  21. Jessie said

    Haha I love these guys… and the whole anti auzzie things just friendly rivalry, pretty much everyone does it and there’s no harm in it. I mean, come on you’ve made a whole website about it!

  22. Jessie said

    Haha I love these guys… and the whole anti auzzie things just friendly rivalry, pretty much everyone does it and there’s no harm in it. I mean, come on you’ve made a whole website about it!

  23. Shawn said

    I love the Irony of the post. Here is a site “fush n chups” having a tounge and cheek view on New Zealand, of which some people mistakenly took offence – to which “fush and chips” profusely defended “himself”.

    Now we all know the Conchords are a bunch of, COMICS and their humour is also tounge in cheek. How can this site take offence and say that the comments do nothing to help the relationship between the two countries. Basically the pot calling the kettle black.

    (I think sarcasm occasionally gets lost over a medium like the web… – Admin)

  24. Shawn said

    I love the Irony of the post. Here is a site “fush n chups” having a tounge and cheek view on New Zealand, of which some people mistakenly took offence – to which “fush and chips” profusely defended “himself”.

    Now we all know the Conchords are a bunch of, COMICS and their humour is also tounge in cheek. How can this site take offence and say that the comments do nothing to help the relationship between the two countries. Basically the pot calling the kettle black.

    (I think sarcasm occasionally gets lost over a medium like the web… – Admin)

  25. Lol What said

    Man, the hypocrisy in your blog is hilarious. Keep it up!

  26. Lol What said

    Man, the hypocrisy in your blog is hilarious. Keep it up!

  27. Ausois said

    Jeez I’ve slept with a Tasmanian chick and survived the experience .. best root of my life and should be memorable but I’ve forgotten her name. Shame on me and T-T relations, was just a Kiwi not ex-Kiwi at the time mind you.

    Mentioned as well in Sulphur City blog, but should be here really to check out the Flight of the Conchords other vids on YouTube, Foux da Fa Fa (3rd form French fun) and wait for it … the Hobbit/LOTR parody, really the best of the best.

    Kiwi talent of any kind leaves NZ and should do, the place is too small, jeez Aussie talent leaves OZ too! Adelaide people leave and don’t go back except for occasional holidays, ditto Tasmanians and stacks of rural Aussies (and Kiwis) to Sydney, Melbourne , maybe Brisbane and Perth too. I should know, we find communality as Sydneysiders from the smaller place. My SA, Tas and WA friends have got me interested in AFL, we have bbqs and guess what we are nearly all non-Sydney in or ex-pats. So yep thats it .. those quirky places …. and by the way Tassie diving is pretty damned out there too. Small places, funny things and lets not forget that word … yep QUIRKY

  28. Ausois said

    Jeez I’ve slept with a Tasmanian chick and survived the experience .. best root of my life and should be memorable but I’ve forgotten her name. Shame on me and T-T relations, was just a Kiwi not ex-Kiwi at the time mind you.

    Mentioned as well in Sulphur City blog, but should be here really to check out the Flight of the Conchords other vids on YouTube, Foux da Fa Fa (3rd form French fun) and wait for it … the Hobbit/LOTR parody, really the best of the best.

    Kiwi talent of any kind leaves NZ and should do, the place is too small, jeez Aussie talent leaves OZ too! Adelaide people leave and don’t go back except for occasional holidays, ditto Tasmanians and stacks of rural Aussies (and Kiwis) to Sydney, Melbourne , maybe Brisbane and Perth too. I should know, we find communality as Sydneysiders from the smaller place. My SA, Tas and WA friends have got me interested in AFL, we have bbqs and guess what we are nearly all non-Sydney in or ex-pats. So yep thats it .. those quirky places …. and by the way Tassie diving is pretty damned out there too. Small places, funny things and lets not forget that word … yep QUIRKY

  29. Robert said

    Oh dear. Some people leaving comments seem to really believe the bloggers were offended by the Conchords sketch! I hope they figure it out one day. I wonder if they’ll be embarrassed when they do? (The bloggers are obviously being ironic.)

  30. Robert said

    Oh dear. Some people leaving comments seem to really believe the bloggers were offended by the Conchords sketch! I hope they figure it out one day. I wonder if they’ll be embarrassed when they do? (The bloggers are obviously being ironic.)

  31. JJWolf said

    LMFAO @ the dimwits who actually think the bloggers are serious! This whole site is full of tongue in cheek style posts, how can you seriously think they were offended?

    It was only recently Kiwi’s were up in arms about a bit of Aussie comic releif to the misfortune of kiwis and to the vast majority of Kiwi and Aussie’s we all recognized it for what it was. Now the shoe is on the other foot, the bloggers have cleverly made a comeback slap on the idgits who can’t take a joke about it and sure enough, they get a rise. Well done guys, awesome site and awesome work giving stomach ulcers to people who can’t take a joke! *LOL*

  32. JJWolf said

    LMFAO @ the dimwits who actually think the bloggers are serious! This whole site is full of tongue in cheek style posts, how can you seriously think they were offended?

    It was only recently Kiwi’s were up in arms about a bit of Aussie comic releif to the misfortune of kiwis and to the vast majority of Kiwi and Aussie’s we all recognized it for what it was. Now the shoe is on the other foot, the bloggers have cleverly made a comeback slap on the idgits who can’t take a joke about it and sure enough, they get a rise. Well done guys, awesome site and awesome work giving stomach ulcers to people who can’t take a joke! *LOL*

  33. ausois said

    Typo!!!! I meant to say “Tassie DRIVING is pretty damned out there” …and it is too …. like Kiwi driving of course.

    By the way, exchange Newfoundland for Tassie in Canada, West Cork in Ireland and you have equivalent scenarios. Lots of Newfie (and Maritime – PEI, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick) jokes and stories on Canadian sites. For a real crackup for French bilinguals check out “Acadieman” a really clever lumberjack … not … from New Brunswick. You need to be familiar with Acadian or Quebec French to really get this genre.

  34. ausois said

    Typo!!!! I meant to say “Tassie DRIVING is pretty damned out there” …and it is too …. like Kiwi driving of course.

    By the way, exchange Newfoundland for Tassie in Canada, West Cork in Ireland and you have equivalent scenarios. Lots of Newfie (and Maritime – PEI, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick) jokes and stories on Canadian sites. For a real crackup for French bilinguals check out “Acadieman” a really clever lumberjack … not … from New Brunswick. You need to be familiar with Acadian or Quebec French to really get this genre.

  35. ausois said

    Heck, again, the lumberjack is Lucien. I do like Acadieman as well but too French for most Kiwis or Aussies. Some should be able to get LUCIEN .. a persona of comedian Marshall Button. Web link below:

    http://www.lucien.nb.ca/

    Oh well, enough for now. And yes of course, French-Canadian university intellectuals hate Acadieman and Lucien for not being PC or really French enough. Humour is not for everyone apparently

  36. ausois said

    Heck, again, the lumberjack is Lucien. I do like Acadieman as well but too French for most Kiwis or Aussies. Some should be able to get LUCIEN .. a persona of comedian Marshall Button. Web link below:

    http://www.lucien.nb.ca/

    Oh well, enough for now. And yes of course, French-Canadian university intellectuals hate Acadieman and Lucien for not being PC or really French enough. Humour is not for everyone apparently

  37. ausois said

    Youtube for Lucien:

    Actually he has been accepted by “mainstream intellectuals” but it was a while coming

  38. ausois said

    Youtube for Lucien:

    Actually he has been accepted by “mainstream intellectuals” but it was a while coming

  39. sasss said

    You’re outraged!? lol mate seriously you mock NZ and take the piss out of us Kiwis all the time, harden up.

  40. sasss said

    You’re outraged!? lol mate seriously you mock NZ and take the piss out of us Kiwis all the time, harden up.

  41. Adrian said

    What a load of crap. Im from Wellington and except for the people I meet online, I dont know one person that actually enjoys that crap. They stink, are NOT funny and the entire show it just lame. Typical Kiwi lame. Bill Cosby was funnier

  42. Adrian said

    What a load of crap. Im from Wellington and except for the people I meet online, I dont know one person that actually enjoys that crap. They stink, are NOT funny and the entire show it just lame. Typical Kiwi lame. Bill Cosby was funnier

  43. Dave said

    Totally agree with ya, Adrian

  44. Dave said

    Totally agree with ya, Adrian

  45. Lol. I’m kiwi, and honestly, Ozzies are more evil than us. Just look at Keitha’s lineage. All flippin rapists and criminals. They are an evil version of Kiwis, who are gentle farmers and sheep shaggers who gently moved down to a nice gentle small country. Aussies were told to piss off and found themselves in Oz.

  46. Michael said

    How Ironic that you took offence to that, given the whole theme of your website!
    Also, wellington weather isnt as bad as everyone makes it out to be, a few years back it had the most sunshine hours out of any new zealand urban area! yes its a bit windy but that just builds charcter, its a good way to train our pilots! :D Besides it was voted new zealands favourite city!

  47. Michael said

    How Ironic that you took offence to that, given the whole theme of your website!
    Also, wellington weather isnt as bad as everyone makes it out to be, a few years back it had the most sunshine hours out of any new zealand urban area! yes its a bit windy but that just builds charcter, its a good way to train our pilots! :D Besides it was voted new zealands favourite city!

  48. Jessica said

    I thought it was very funny! I am a kiwi living in Oz and I think it is all in fun. I have been picked on for been a kiwi for the last 18 years….I know every single kiwi joke and have even been told to go back to my own country (I was 11) Harder up!

  49. Jessica said

    I thought it was very funny! I am a kiwi living in Oz and I think it is all in fun. I have been picked on for been a kiwi for the last 18 years….I know every single kiwi joke and have even been told to go back to my own country (I was 11) Harder up!

  50. Truekiwijoker said

    Feel free to correct me on this; but back in the mid 1990′s wasn’t there a big furor in Australia about the Australia-ridiculing episode of the Simpsons? I’m sure I remember hearing about Australian fans of the Simpsons writing to the Fox network telling them how upset they were.

    And weren’t some Aussies even livid at the ‘Sheila’s wheels’ advert for car insurance in the UK?

    In any case this site doesn’t offend me in the slightest and Id imagine all of my peers back home would feel the same way. I can’t picture this site being big news in NZ at all, well except perhaps in Auckland. But don’t be shy to tell me if I’m wrong.

    The Conchord’s are being a bit dishonest though. I can guarantee they got the name Keitha from the Daughter of late 1960′s NZ PM Keith Holyoake.
    And yes, she was named after her father ;)

  51. Truekiwijoker said

    Feel free to correct me on this; but back in the mid 1990′s wasn’t there a big furor in Australia about the Australia-ridiculing episode of the Simpsons? I’m sure I remember hearing about Australian fans of the Simpsons writing to the Fox network telling them how upset they were.

    And weren’t some Aussies even livid at the ‘Sheila’s wheels’ advert for car insurance in the UK?

    In any case this site doesn’t offend me in the slightest and Id imagine all of my peers back home would feel the same way. I can’t picture this site being big news in NZ at all, well except perhaps in Auckland. But don’t be shy to tell me if I’m wrong.

    The Conchord’s are being a bit dishonest though. I can guarantee they got the name Keitha from the Daughter of late 1960′s NZ PM Keith Holyoake.
    And yes, she was named after her father ;)

  52. Dave said

    Firstly get a sense of humour, watch Rove or somethings. Secondly I don’t reckon anyone gives a fuck about what you two little punks think about it anyway!

  53. Dave said

    Firstly get a sense of humour, watch Rove or somethings. Secondly I don’t reckon anyone gives a fuck about what you two little punks think about it anyway!

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